Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
the thing about emotional abuse is that the very nature of it causes you to second guess whether it was real or not
feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom
Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.
We haven’t ended up in jail once they should be proud of us— Something I just over heard
Tom Hardy + Bronson
america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit
What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE