J
— *eats you out as a friend* —

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

193996 Jul 26th

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

118386 Jul 26th

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

213099 Jul 25th

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

668824 Jul 25th

cokeflow:

black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not

75246 Jul 25th

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

211099 Jul 25th

elizabitchtaylor:

the thing about emotional abuse is that the very nature of it causes you to second guess whether it was real or not

2281 Jul 25th

cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

240250 Jul 25th
611300 Jul 24th #dONE!??!!!!!!

mazarin221b:

navalenigma:

I found the most amazing book at the library today

Oh my god.

1082 Jul 24th
— My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up... —
Friend:
"So how's your daughter doing?"

Dad:
"Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."

Friend:
"What's she studying?"

Dad:
"Political Science."

Friend:
"And does she have a boyfriend?"

Dad:
"Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."

Friend:
"You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"

Dad:
"No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."

Best dad ever

123513 Jul 24th

fuertecito:

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

98316 Jul 24th

We haven’t ended up in jail once they should be proud of us

Something I just over heard
38 Jul 24th

Tom Hardy + Bronson

579 Jul 24th #tom hardy #bronson #i only watched like half of this because it got weird and i was tired #i want to finish it sometime though

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

225171 Jul 23rd